Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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