she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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