How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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