You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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