I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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