he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
