its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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