Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
