just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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