if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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