just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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