My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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