You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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