And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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