I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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