Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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