Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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