due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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