we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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