i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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