Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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