then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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