I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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