awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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