Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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