Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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