jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize