one two three fourrrrnication!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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