Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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