So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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