yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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