We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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