please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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