i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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