Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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