I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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