who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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