That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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