i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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