I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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