i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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