he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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