I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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