People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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