We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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