right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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