How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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