Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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