That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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