i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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