Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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