We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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