I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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